dogw00d:

I’m gonna write Joe Biden/Barack Obama fanfiction and it’s going to be called forBiden love

(Source: genuinelycornflakes)

lolsofunny:

parent: you’re throwing away your dream
kid: no mom/dad, i’m throwing away yours

(Source: horanaroundwith1d)

• me when im 35: yeah im still in that awkward ugly stage im waiting to blossom

• regular person: have you seen that episode where-
• me: i've seen all the episodes